Don't tell me to keep calm. Ever.
Fuck calm and anyone who suggests it.
Destroy the joint.
My aprons are 100% durable-as-fuck cotton. You can machine wash the fuck out of these. Hang them on the line or chuck them in the dryer if you can't be fucked with pegs. I can't be fucked with pegs.
What else can I tell you? It's a fkn apron.
Apron measures 80cm long x 70cm wide at the bottom hem. The actual embroidery is 17 x 10cm
Apron comes in black or "natural" you can choose the embroidery colour in the options. The colour pictured is white.